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What is a "facial massager"

Short Answer: "Facial massager" is, in most cases, used as a discreet term for vibrator.

Long Answer: Back in the 1960s and '70s long, tapered, phallic-shaped vibrators were often sold through magazine advertisements as "facial massagers". The ads usually featured an illustration of a woman holding the device up to her cheek, while the copy touted the massager as a beauty aid to ease tension and soothe away wrinkles. No doubt those fantastic plastic phalluses did ease the tension of many a housewife back in the day, but we're willing to bet that most of the ladies weren't applying them to their facial areas.

Some small vibrators  still marketed as "facial massagers" in their advertising. Do harried women use them to smooth away worry lines at the end of a hard day? Who knows. However, there's no scientific indication that they work for that purpose. There are medical-grade massagers made for skin treatment that utilize ultra-sonic vibrations, but they cost upwards of $400, and there's no evidence that they make your skin look any better either. If you want younger looking skin, don't smoke, drink plenty of water, and limit direct exposure to the sun. If you want a nice relaxing orgasm, fire up your facial massager and slide it south.

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